Vampires, the new crave?

First let me start out by saying, that this is not a new crave. all this sudden hype over a smutty book about a dumb girl and her lust for a vampire, who by the way is not an attractive man (personal view) Is not the first time. Remember, The Lost Boys? And please Jason Patrick was so much hotter than this Robert Pattenson (is that his name?)Then later all the hype over Lastat, and the Anne Rice books. So c'mon all this is just more ridiculous teenage rave and more crap to put on T.V.. (If you ask me the werewolf in the previews for the newest Vamp movie is way better looking than the vamp himself), but again aren't these people all teenagers anyway? Now I would like to get to my point, to all you odd duck goth chick and Vampire wannabes. Gross..do you have any idea what a Vampire would smell like? I mean we are talking about a dead person. A person who is technically rotting inside and out. So getting close to a Vampire, you would smell something like rotting meat, and then the breath alone would be putrid. So if you step back and think about that, is that really what you want to make out with? Then lets talk about Vampires themselves, so ok they have the power to spell bind you(which is why maybe you don't smell the smell of death), but c'mon, sparkle! What the hell is that all about? Give me a break. So the newest crave of Vampires are sparkly vegetarians. Who the hell is this freak that wrote this shit. Let me guess she is a skinny bitch who spends her free time protesting and is a vegan who doesn't date or shave for that matter because she is so all about women's power a man or a lesbian for that matter can't stand to get near her. She probably doesn't even own a bra and If she has a car (bicycle is more her choice of transportation, I'm sure) it's definitely a Prius. Because nobody else that's not in the 3rd grade would invent a fuckin sparkly vegetarian vampire! I was hoping the whole thing was a silly joke and that would pass, but no for the Boys there's Harry Potter and for the girls and the desperately lonely women, there's this crap. I am well aware that some share my thoughts on this and others are dedicated followers, who probably know all the characters by name, but please if you want to be obsessed with Vampires at be obsessed with one that the average person could fear, You know the kind, the ones that drink human blood, don't sparkle can't go out in the sun and are deadly. Scary in fact if you believe in them. Do some research and become a fan of Van Helsing who can take a bath to get the stink off and actually sex you up before he goes on his merry way to hunt and slaughter, your beloved sparkly vegetarian, bunny blood drinking drama king!

The 1 Dog & 2 Cats

So Let me begin my very first blog, not like the one before where I explained what was going on here. But One where I explain my title. My Pets. Those who love me unconditionally. They don't care what i look like in the morning, or how much weight i have gained. They simply love me for me. In fact if they could actually give their opinion, I'm quite sure they would say i was the best.

Let's start with the 1 dog. He is a German Shepherd/Collie mix. He is 15 years young, and the best dog i have ever known. He is well liked by all those who have ever known him, and though we have moved away from our original start point, people still ask about him to the family members still around in those parts. He never had to be on a leash and was potty trained before he even actually knew what it was. He can sit, shake, switch paws, roll-over and hold a treat on his nose until you say, "get it". of course he is a senior dog now, and some of those things are a little hard for him. He also has many friends in the canine and feline world and has never been mean in any way, even when someone took his bone. He is a great protector and i love him very much. I once even had a boyfriend who thought when we broke up he had a right to see my dog...what a jackass! But that is just how cool Mip is, people want to be around him. (mip being his nickname to protect his privacy.) and now on to the 2 cats.

Well, as some would say, cats are just that, indifferent to you as a human being, and all the other stereo types of cats. Well, let my 2 girls break the mold! They are sisters, yes real sisters, not just sisters because i have them both, but actual related sisters. They are 3 years young. One is short haired and one is long haired. P the long haired cat, is a talker, and no she is not Siamese. She talks to you when you talk to her and if you ask her questions she answers. She also tries to steal food off your plate so watch out for little feet sneaking over the edge to feel around! She prefers to have fake little mice with the real fur, in bright colors. She takes them and throws them around, and sometimes even brings them to you to throw for her. She also loves Mip very much and often times will be found giving him a much needed massage. At bed time she can be found curled up next to him in bed. She has no desire to clean herself, requiring me to have to give her a bath, and of course her sister to do the grooming. Now her sister C, is a bit different. She is a little calmer and prefers quiet time in the sun, but when she plays with the mousies(their term of endearment for them) she likes to put them in your shoes, so beware when you leave shoes unattended. She prefers the company of me, but loves to play with her sister in the mornings. It is a very entertaining thing for me while sipping my coffee, to watch my cats chase each other think they are hidden while crouching on the floor behind a dog bone. What I like most about that is, you would swear they are hidden the way the other cat reacts when she passes the bone, by jumping way up into the air and bolting like she just saw a ghost. It is a pleasant way to start the day. C has a rather big bottom and is often teased about this, and when she runs, her belly(which isn't that big) swings from side to side. At bedtime, she is most often found with me. Both of the girls run to the kitchen every morning for an expected treat.

I can't imagine what things will be like when my bog dog is gone. Or when I have to replace my home with another pair of cats(after having two, i will never own just one again.) I know that my next set of animals will be just as special to me, as these guys are right now, but to imagine it is nearly impossible.
Till next Time, K

The cousin agenda

Ahh, the blessing of cousins. It is a most unfortunate that my cousins have to live so far away. However, during the summer i was happy to receive them as guests in my house. I spent a very eventful time shopping and going to a very nice county fair with the 13 year old. She was into the whole trip, and spent her time at my house watching music videos and showing me pictures of her friends moms on face book. (some "cougars" have no shame and should stay home, or at least lose the unprivate face book!) she wanted to communicate, which is normal for a teen! She made a fabulous picture collage once home.(I am less thrilled of the collage, but aren't most of us a bit embarrassed by our own pictures.) I was then entertained a month later by her older sister and her boyfriend. They spent most of their time on the computer, again normal for their age. they talked of their future in collage(this was their last trip before they started.) There was one thing that made me crazy. In a way they acted like a couple of long married 80 year olds. Have some fun i would say...geez, who cares about Microsoft and who cares about Poor Kate Goselin! Then i was blown away by something my cousin showed me. It was a blog. A blog by someone who lived somewhere who had an accident and wasn't ever going to show her face again. "Who is this?" I asked, "Someone you know?" "No" she said, "It's just a blog." So from there I had a lot of questions. I couldn't believe that people were just creating these things with pictures and stories and that other people, total strangers were reading them and following them. I thought that was what Twitter, and Face Book were for? Why do you care about this chick and her kids and her husband and what they all did for summer vacation? So I decided to make a blog and see what happens. Will people read this? Will they become so interested in my goings on that they will log on every night after work or during lunch to see what nonsense i have "blogged" about that day?? I don't know. I really don't know what i am doing on here but with instant messaging and texting (god forbid i should call them) i think perhaps two of my favorite people clear across the united states can guide me through it. So if this is how it works, here it goes. For you, the public, if you have things you'd like to hear about, or something in particular you want me to talk about for you, let me know, and I hope we enjoy this adventure together. E, M I'll be texting, as soon as I get off work. Lots of love K